sitcomfamily:

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?

sitcomfamily:

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

man-in-the-cairo-overcoat:

It was 1994, Nirvana was huge.

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS